Something Just For Fun
Yesterday was a bust for me, writing-wise. (Well, not a complete bust. I managed just under 900 words. But I really needed to do closer to 4,000.) But that's okay. I had plenty of stuff to procrastinate with. I fooled around with my blog, visited a few others (okay, several others), and did some surfing (all right, all right. A lot of surfing.).
After jumping around a bit, I found a pretty funny site called The Monster Name Decoder. It takes your name and "decodes" it to your monster identity. (Although I have no idea what a 'redhead-reaping imp' does, and I'm pretty sure I don't wanna know.)
Check it out:
Then there's The Cyborg Name Decoder. (Okay, that's 'rational' infiltration as opposed to 'irrational' infiltration?)
Check it out:
There's also The Sexy Name Decoder. This one
didn't work out as well for me, as it called me a stud. Hello! Woman here. Stop calling me a stud. (Oh, I guess it would help if I selected "female" where it tells me to.)
Let's try it again. Check this one out; from stud to 'sexy hottie':
Is this fun, or what?!
Then, of course, there's always the Fantasy Name Generator, which is also a lot of fun. Not to mention the The Elvish Name Generator. My Elvish name is Galadriël Sîrfalas. And what about the The Hobbit Name Generator? Meet Lobelia Bumbleroot of Haysend (that's me!). And, on a softer, fairer note, try The Fairy Name Generator. Feather Hailfrost, at your service.
There are lots and lots more. When I sail the high seas, I am pirate Carmen the Bald. With the Mafia, I am known as Blunt Force Nina. The outlaw biker gang I ride with, Bikes of Hell MC, call me Momma. Do a Google search for name generator, and you'll see.
Well, I think I've done enough damage for one day. This is Shequ Caakr, Nnigrand am of Zocor, signing off.
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"Talk Like A Pirate Day" was back in October, and my sister-in-law really got into it. We all used our pirate names for several weeks.
Personally I think you should write some novels as "Sexy Hottie Expressing Rapturous Recreation and Intense Lustful Loving." Or you could shorten it to "Sexy Hottie" and write outright porn (think of it as a long love scene).
Wow! You could fulfill ALL your fantasies!!
Mad Harry Bonney
Sexy Name: Jewel Exchanging Naughty Necking and Affection "Hey, Cousin, Hottie, guess what my new name is? Let's go test it out in my friend's spare room in the basement. I want to exchange affection."
Oh my god. I so want the t-shirt (especially since the graphic I picked was the handcuffs).
I just got a paper cut from a handful of papers on my knuckle. Damn it.
Fairy Name: Your fairy is called Tangle Elffrost. She is a cheerful sprite. She lives at the bottom of tangled gardens and in hedgerows. She is only seen during the first snow of winter.She wears tangled dresses of multicoloured petals. She has delicate green wings like a cicada.
I'm not sure how I feel about being a winter fairy. God damn that's cold.
Hm: My gangster name is Sweet African. Weird since I'm whiter than Casper. I'm also known as Machine Gun Francesca but if you tell anyone I'll have ya whacked.
On the fairy name generator, I clicked Vampire Name. Pretty sexy, I must say.
The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Giselle Papillon the Devil of The Highway Thieves who takes more than gold from the rich on the highway - takes blood too.
Okay 'nuff of this.
Well, Jenna, you actually got a real name from the vampire name generator. I am known as the Sorcereress of Wickedness, Guardian of the Balkans. An animal-like vampire who can barely speak - everything is actions with this one. It runs with the deer.
I run with the deer??? Animal-like?!?
Grrr. Tell me how the Sorceress of Wickedness can be someone who can barely speak? Or maybe it's cuz I've got my fangs in someone's neck. I don't like to talk with my mouth full.
Yo. Prison Bitch! You can call me The Recptacle. And Yo, my hos, I am you boss "Fine Ass Howard G." Work that street now!
For two people who talk about exit only, you sure seem to be getting into this whole Prison Bitch thing... The Receptacle? Butt Slammer? (Guess that's better than Butt Slamee.) :)
And, dudette, you'd so starve here. We don't have rats. Who would you lead? What the heck is a Kiku? I think that's what happens when I turn to fast and I get this sharp pain in my neck.
And, hey, I didn't ask to be Butt Slammer's receptacle. Nice how the website mispelled that. Sweet.
And I really like my vampire name. I don't do nothing icky like munch on rats or run with deer. I snack on thieves. Grr.
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