Life Imitating Art... Or Something

So, I'm watching TV the other day, surfing channels, really, and came across one of those real-life cop shows on Spike TV. I think it was Wildest Police Videos or something like that. Anyway, the particular scene that I came upon was an officer who'd pulled over a vehicle with a female driver. Don't know why, came into it too late. By the time I started watching, they were standing in front of the cruiser (all of this caught by the dash cam) and her hands were cuffed behind her back.

She's clearly drunk, and she's saying, "Do me. Do me." (You know how it is with women and a man in uniform!)

The poor officer, trying to stay in control and remain polite, says, "Hold on, now."

To which the woman responds, "Hold on to what?" and promptly tries to grope him.

The officer immediately does a quick two-step to get out of range but still retain hold--and control--of her.


Thus begs the question...

Even in handcuffs, if a woman can wrap her fingers around a cop's, erm, equipment, who's under whose control?



"When women go wrong, men go right after them." ~ Mae West