Are You Happy To See Me...

... or is that a gun in your pocket?


Wait. Officer, I was just kidding. Really.

Okay, no. I wasn't. Come closer. You can handcuff me anytime, as long as you promise to show me how you use your, er, equipment.



"To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals." ~Don Schrader