Very Good Looking, Damned Smart Women!

VGLDSW have determined the following about life:


Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "Woohoo!! What a ride!"

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Think about these things as you go through your day today:


"Inside every older person is a younger person... wondering what the hell happened." ~Cora Harvey Armstrong

"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies." ~Unknown

"I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows." ~Janette Barber

"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being... hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." ~Erma Bombeck

"Old age ain't no place for sissies." ~Bette Davis

"Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart." ~Caryn Leschen

"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission." ~Eleanor Roosevelt


And one of my favorites:



"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." ~Unknown