A New-Fangled Diet

Disclaimer: This only works if you're a guy, or so the story goes...

"My name is Dave. I have a Golden Retriever & was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

"A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

"I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

"I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

"Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

"I thought that guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door."

LOL!! Have a great day!


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"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too." ~Samuel Butler