FYI
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I wanna be a pig.)
A cockroach will live for 9 days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. But I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the...!?!")
A flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,500 taste buds. (What can be so tasty at the bottom of a lake?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life--quality over quantity.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmm.....)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (And that would be a good thing.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who got paid to find that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig?)
Hope you smiled at least once reading through these. Have a great day!
"A hard man is good to find." ~Mae West
2 comments:
Always did like pigs. Dunno about that last one, tho. Ever get a good look at the way those Bonobos chimpanzees live? It's all food and sex with them. And I remember seeing some, ahem, interesting footage once of a male gorilla performing oral sex on a female.
Another odd fact--even when a cat's in heat, she doesn't release her ova until she's already mated once. The male's penis has tiny barbs on it that tear her as he's pulling out, and that's what brings on ovulation. So it's usually the second guy who gets to impregnate her (or the third, or the fourth). Pshh. Cats are such floozies.
LOL kis. Glad I'm not a cat, then. Ouch!
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