Friday, March 19, 2010

Friday Funny

I'm not sure if this is sad because it's kinda sorta true, or if it's funny. Maybe it's both...

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could fly a plane...


Colleen Love said...

That about sums it up, doesn't it?? :)

Have a great weekend, Sherrill!

Sherrill Quinn said...

Thanks, Colleen. :)