Friday Funny

Too Old to Trick Or Treat?


You know you're too old to trick or treat when:

• You get winded from knocking on the door.
• You have to have someone else chew the candy for you.
• You ask for high fiber candy only.
• When someone drops a candy bar in your bag you lose your balance and fall over.
• People say "Great Boris Karloff mask!" and you're not wearing one.
• When the door opens you yell "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
• By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.
• You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
• You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go trick or treating:

• You have to keep going home to pee.