Friday, October 29, 2010

Friday Funny

Too Old to Trick Or Treat?

You know you're too old to trick or treat when:

  • You get winded from knocking on the door.
  • You have to have someone else chew the candy for you.
  • You ask for high fiber candy only.
  • When someone drops a candy bar in your bag you lose your balance and fall over.
  • People say "Great Boris Karloff mask!" and you're not wearing one.
  • When the door opens you yell "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
  • By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.
  • You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
  • You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go trick or treating:
  • You have to keep going home to pee.


1 comment:

Colleen Love said...

LOL! How true! lol