Friday, June 04, 2010

Friday Funny

This one's a groaner...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," he responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."


Colleen Love said...

Aww, but so funny! lol

Eh-hem, sounds like something Mr. C would say and, sadly, do!! *closes eyes, shakes head* You can purge the image from your mind, if you wish! hehe

Sherrill Quinn said...

LOL As with any stereotype, there are exceptions. I really don't like talking on the phone--must be because I'm on the phone all day long at work...