Friday, December 05, 2008

Friday Funny

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. (Robert Bloch)

Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. (Anonymous)

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! (Anonymous)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (Anonymous)

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. (Albert Einstein)

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. (Anonymous)

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. (Anonymous)

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