Friday, June 27, 2008

Friday Funny

HOW TO TELL YOU'RE MARRIED

Three women, one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long."

The mistress: "Me, too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night."

The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'"


LOLLOL!!

2 comments:

Pamela Tyner said...

LOL! Loved it!

Sherrill Quinn said...

My sister sent this one to me--I laughed out loud, for sure, Pamela. :)