Friday, January 21, 2011

Friday Funny

Amazing simple home remedies that actually work!

  1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
  2. Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
  3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
  4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
  5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
  6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
  7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Daily thought:

Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

4 comments:

Colleen Love said...

LOL!! Looooove it!!

Sherrill Quinn said...

Pretty good, eh, Colleen? LOL

Jenna Howard said...

I love love looooove the last one.

Sherrill Quinn said...

Jenna, I guess if it can't be fixed with duct tape, WD-40 or a hammer, you need to call someone... ;)