Interesting Facts

According to Harpers.org, here are some interesting sex facts from around the globe:

4/99 - Settlement paid 3 female federal inmates in 1998 after guards sold them as sex slaves to male prisoners: $500,000. Number of the 9 prison employees named in the inmates' lawsuit, charged with selling the woman as sex slaves to male prisoners, who were charged with a crime: 0. (Go figure.)

5/11/05 - Scientists found that sexually well-endowed fish are slower swimmers and thus more likely to be eaten. (But all the girl fish still find them attractive, right?)

2/2/06 - An Arizona State University student was arrested for masturbating in a school library. "To be honest," he explained, "the Internet connection at my dorm isn't good enough." (What else can I say here?)

4/19/06 - Belgian researchers found that men lose their decision-making skills when exposed to an attractive woman. (Well, yeah. Cuz only one head works at a time...)

5/15/06 - The mayor of Scottsdale, Arizona, was offended by a new restaurant called the Pink Taco. (Better then the Camel Toe, I guess...)

5/29/06 - There was a public masturbation festival in San Francisco. (Um. Okay. Nothing to add here, either.)

9/06 - Typical length, in minutes, of all-male dolphin orgies: 20. (And male dolphins will work together (anywhere from 3 to 5 of them) to herd a female and then gang-rape her. Not quite the cute little critters we think they are, eh?)

1/31/07 - Rubber genitals were stolen from the set of the new "Hannibal" movie. (So, Hannibal was going to eat someone's genitals... or was he going to "eat" them...?")





"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." ~Woody Allen