I Understand Padded Bras...

...but padded men's underwear? Call me completely out of it, but I had no idea they made push-up boxers. No, really. Check it out:

These are available at Undergear, the same people who offer the padded butt underwear that I have on yesterday's post. They also have a padded thong, but as I've said in earlier posts, I much prefer a guy in boxer briefs than anything else. This is the product description of the push up boxers:

Discreetly designed to supplement your best assets. Contoured pouch complete with an optional enhancer you slip in when you want to see a sizeable difference. The polyurethane enhancer is slim and lightweight, so only you’ll know the secret.


Um, yeah. Until someone gets a chance to view those assets up close and personal, and realizes that you're not all you appear to be. Literally.

Is that how guys feel when they undress a woman for the first time and find out she's using a padded bra?



"Character is doing what's right when nobody's looking." ~J.C. Watts, Jr.