Friday Funny

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. --Anonymous


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. --Josh Billings


Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. --Franklin P. Jones


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. --Mark Twain


If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. --Phil Pastoret