Friday Funny

A woman went into a pet store to buy her hubby a pet for his birthday. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet and didn't wanna spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say its been trained to give blow jobs."

"Blow jobs!" the woman replied. She thought it would make a great gag gift, especially if it was true...no more blow jobs for her! So she bought the frog.

When she explained the frog's ability to her hubby, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off.

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to give another blow job again. In middle of night she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere in the kitchen. She ran downstairs to find her hubby and the frog reading cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

The hubby replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook... Your ass is gone!"