Friday Funny

Life according to Garfield:


I'll rise, but I won't shine.

The most active thing about me is my imagination.

Anybody can exercise. But this kind of lethargy takes real discipline.

Eat every meal as though it were your last.

Good times are ahead. Or behind. Because they sure aren't here.

...diet is..."die" with a "t"!

I'm not overweight, I'm under-tall.