Friday Funny

Some things to ponder as you go about your day today:


He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead. (Anonymous)

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? (La Rochefoucauld)

It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired. (Lazarus Long)

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very excited, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. (Jerry Seinfeld)

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. (Jay Leno)


Have a great Friday!