Friday Funny

Facts About Old Men and Women

Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them?
A: Look in the library--under Romantic Fiction.

Q: How can a guy cope during his wife's menopause?
A: By staying busy. If you're mechanically inclined, you can remodel the garage. When you are finished you will have a flat in which to live.

Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse?
A: She should tell him she's with child.

Q: What can an older woman do for the wrinkles on her neck?
A: Don't wear a brassiere. The additional hanging "weights" will take out the wrinkles.

Q: How can older people remember where they parked their cars?
A: Use the Valet service. They have to remember where your car is.

Q: Do older people have problems storing their short term memories?
A: No, they have problems retrieving the memories from storage.

Q: Do older people have deeper sleep?
A: They do, but normally their deep sleep happens in the afternoon

Q: Where can older people find prescription eye glasses?
A: On top of their heads.

Q: What is the most often used sentence uttered by older people when they visit antique shops?
A: "Gee, I have one of these."


These would be a lot funnier if they weren't true...and if I wasn't experiencing some of it... LOL

Mass Market Release of DARING THE MOON

I received the cover flats yesterday for the mass market release of DARING THE MOON, scheduled for February. Check it out:


I love it! :)

Tipsy Tuesday

For the serious writer:

• Writing is about learning from every book you write what you could have done better so that the next time you do it differently
• You have to be serious about your writing before you can expect anyone else to be.
• The first draft doesn't have to be perfect. Get something down, and then you can fix it.
• Publishers, especially in this economy, are not going to give you an advance for a book you haven't written.
• Keep writing. While you're waiting for your book to find a home, start the next one.
• You have to write something that you feel passionate about.

Happy writing!

Man Meat Monday

Lookie what I caught! LOL

Friday Funny

Here is a little something my sister sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...and it goes like this:


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those
people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.


LOL

New Reviews

From Romance Reviews Today: "The characters are entertaining and likable, and both the suspense and the romance will keep the reader engaged. Seducing the Moon is an enjoyable book that I highly recommend."

Read an excerpt or buy here.




4 Headstones from Bitten By Books: "...an enjoyable read, with a hero who was Angelic in duty but human of heart."

Read an excerpt or buy here.




5 Hearts from The Romance Studio: "Another excellent and great book to read and enjoy."

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SEDUCING THE MOON - Available now!

Double post today because...

It's here!


It only takes a little moonlight to bring out the primal desire between two lovers...

Declan O’Connell has a history with Pelicia Cobb, but not the kind that’s going to help him win her back. It was bad enough that he broke her heart as a gruff ex-commando. Now he’s got another side to his personality, a furry, fierce side that goes a little wild under the light of the moon…

Pel wants nothing more than the chance to clean up the mess Declan made of her life—without his interference. But with a sniper taking shots at her on her doorstep, there’s no one better to protect her than Declan. And it’s hard to ignore all of his deliciousness, especially the way her body responds to his undeniable magnetism. There’s no question the rugged Irishman brings out the animal instinct in her—an instinct that propels her toward him, even when she knows she should run away…


Available now at Amazon.com, Barnes and Noble, Borders and Books-A-Million. You can read an excerpt or buy here as well.