Resimay
Too hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting....
I think I am good on the phone and I do no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I offen get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat jou want to pay me and what you think that I am werth. I can start emeditely.
Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN nickname Beefy
PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is pickture of me

Employer's response:
Dear Beefy - I mean Bryan ,
It's OK honey, we have SPELL CHECK!!!
See you Monday.
LOLLOL I would sooooo want to respond that way. (Thanks again, Colleen!!)
Aww, you bet Sherrill! hehe :)
ReplyDeleteYa know... I don't know why you couldn't. How long have men been doing that sort of thing?? hehe
Well, maybe once you are earning your millions through your best selling books, you can hire them for your own personal staff. hehehehe :)
C~
From your lips to God's ears... LOL
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