She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds and Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you--NOW!"
"Don't knock masturbation--it's sex with someone I love." ~Woody Allen
Yep, Chey, I thought it was pretty funny. *G*
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ReplyDeleteI got a good laugh from it, Sam, so I thought I'd share. :)
ReplyDeleteLol! That's great Sherrill. And I loved the Woody Allen quote too!
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Anna, I'm not ordinarily a Woody Allen fan, but he can be pretty funny, can't he? *G*
ReplyDeleteSherrill, I was watching Comedy Central's roast of William Shatner the other night, and Betty White was one of the "roasters." One comic said, "Betty White is so old that on the first game show she was on the grand prize was fire."
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(The timing was so perfect that I almost wet myself laughing so hard!)
I started to watch that, Sam, but lost interest after the first 15 minutes or so. The start of the show seemed a little malicious to me (telling Shatner he was old, fat and had no talent... which may be true, but still...). I was expecting something more like the old Dean Martin roasts, and this just wasn't as good. I guess I'm just too sensitive. *G*
ReplyDeleteThat being said, for an 84-year old, Betty looked pretty good, didn't she?
Betty did look good, yes :-)
ReplyDeleteAs for the maliciousness... lucky you didn't watch more! These roasts are meant to be mostly malicious with a little nice stuff thrown in, but it's all in good fun, really.
I wouldn't have missed seeing Andy Dick dressed up as the love-child of Kirk and Spock - "Kock!" Way too funny! :-0
Well, Andy Dick as "Kock"... hmmm. I s'pose I should've kept watching. :)
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