Sunday, October 09, 2011
Monday, June 20, 2011
Man Meat Monday
I'm going to be on hiatus from the blog for a few weeks while I finish up my current book, but to tide you over...
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Mused by Sherrill Quinn at 5:37 AM 1 reflections
Friday, June 17, 2011
Friday Funny
Best Story of the Year Nominee:
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.
She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.
"Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief.
The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Tom Smith."
The entire congregation held its breath.
"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
Mused by Sherrill Quinn at 5:44 AM 1 reflections
Monday, June 13, 2011
Friday, June 10, 2011
Wednesday, June 08, 2011
One Stop Shopping from Major Publishers
Later this summer, Hachette Book Group, Simon & Schuster, and Penguin Group USA plan to roll out a new virtual bookstore, Bookish.com, where information of all things literary will be provided: suggestions on what books to buy, reviews of books, excerpts of books, and news about authors. And, of course, consumers will also be able to buy books directly from the site, leave recommendations for other readers and write reviews. Other major publishers will also be participating, but it's the three named above who have provided the financing to start up the venture.
The New York Times has an informative article on it here.
I'm very glad to have joined Hachette. What a great opportunity!
Mused by Sherrill Quinn at 5:46 AM 0 reflections